Whatever Happened To..

     ..the "Part"..

33 Years Ago..

   ..I grad-geeated hi skool--unbuleavuble..

        No dates..

           Not the greatest final report card, basically snuck through.

      Just couldn't get f--king algebra..

     My Nana (this always seemed like kind of a strange picture)..


      Wrote me this letter..


    She could be annoying beyond belief but she always meant well.

Dudes And Dudettes..

     Since I have no life and nothing better to do at times, I find it interesting to snap pics of the "pedestranians" on the corner below my kitchen window. Maybe the first of a series (oh goody).. 

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm A Schizophrenic And So Am I..

A Song Came On My iPod Yesterday That I Forgot About..

 ..but the lyrics kind of stopped me in my tracks (no pun intended).

I want love, but it's impossible
A man like me, so irresponsible
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated
I can't love, shot full of holes
Don't feel nothing, I just feel cold
Don't feel nothing, just old scars
Toughening up around my heart
chorus
But I want love, just a different kind
I want love, won't break me down
Won't brick me up, won't fence me in
I want a love, that don't mean a thing
That's the love I want, I want love
I want love on my own terms
After everything I've ever learned
Me, I carry too much baggage
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
So bring it on, I've been bruised
Don't give me love that's clean and smooth
I'm ready for the rougher stuff
No sweet romance, I've had enough
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

     Forgot how intriguing the video was at the time..

What Might Have Happened If Jack And Rose Made It Off The Titanic..

   I realize the time frame isn't correct but whatever, it was just a thought. Great movie but it may not be for everyone--I like almost anything Kate Winslet is in anyway.

     The story of a young couple during the mid-fifties struggling to find happiness in an age of conformity. Trapped in a world of encoded convention, they dream without faith, as lies and self-deceptions build to explosive consequences.. (I didn't write that last bit)

I Just Received This Email--Joke Or Not?

    
      Get ready and be the first in line!

      COMING SOON TO A WAL-MART NEAR YOU!

      What you see below are not see - thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and these are the current rage in Japan. They'll be the rage here soon...








    I forward this as a public service, so you won't have a heart attack when the rage reaches the North America.

      CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!?

  

I Got A Message From God..

     ..this morning on facebook;

On this day of your life, Dan, we believe God wants you to know...  ... that you cannot wait anymore.  The moment has finally come. You have no choice. You have to take that step now. Now. Not tomorrow, not in an hour, - Now! If anyone else is reading this, they would be confused. But not you. You know exactly what we mean. Do it. Now.

Funny thing is it's strangely appropriate.

Ah, The Good Old Days..

    I may have posted these before, I'm not sure but I get chuckle out of these every time..

  "Best smokin' you ever had"..

   "Let's go around back where we can't see 'em"..

Classics.

Oh, Hi Man..

     This cat was hanging out on the overhang in the front of my building-- hilarious. I probably didn't need to post all of these but I couldn't decide..

Mother Of The Year..

Here Kitty..

Good Times..

You Probably Need To Be Canadian To Get This Joke..

   Or at the very least part retarded. I was reminded of this yesterday whilst golfing with Steve Jones... A few years ago at a good old fashioned George Harvey internet drinkin' party..

     George Harvey and Steve Jones..

     ..we found this joke in an issue of Maxim magazine that for some reason completely cracked us up. Maybe it was the booze..

   Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he's ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."


The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"