I can't stand turtle necks, scarves or ties,
They make my blood pressure start to rise.
Constricting, confining I start to itch,
Corner of my eye is starting to twitch.
I know about ties, I had a collection,
At a time in my life when I needed a selection.
A Burberry scarf I got as a present,
Only made me feel resentment.
T-shirts are my shirt of preference,
For anyones future gift reference.
I'm not so sure that last rhyme fits,
What the heck, this poem's the shits.
1 comment:
I wouldn't be brave enough to create a video! I am really sure there is an episode of Seinfeld where that whole '2nd button' issue is a topic of conversation between Jerry and George...?
BD
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