I'm Feeling Plegm-Boyant...

  "If you have a cold and you take something for it you have it for 7 days."

   "If you don't take something for it you have it for one week."

     

        

• I've got that scratch in my throat--a cold coming on,
• I always try to fool myself at first in the morning.
  
• It's not a sore throat, it's just a little raw from a night,
  
• Of sleeping with my mouth wide open--but I know.
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• The annoyance of the cold is that you feel grim and squalid,
  
• But not grim and squalid enough you can't go about your business. 
  
• Unlike it's cousin the flu, which has you flat on your back,
  
• In an almost euphoric state on the couch, watching daytime T.V.
  

       When I was searching images I came across a website called Sneezing Beauties...

      And just when you think you've seen everything...