Thoughts And Musings 2...

  ~ I can't believe I had a moustache for ten years. 

  ~ A bandage makes even the tiniest cut feel better.

  ~ Can there be any job more frustrating than 'soft core porn' actor?  Why would anyone want to 'pretend' to have sex ?       

  ~ The bunches of green onion are too big for a single person to use up... you can buy single    stalks of celery why not green onion? I only use it for tuna salad anyway.

  ~ As I get older I find myself in parts of London Drugs I've never been before.

  ~ Being a wine aficionado is a great cover up for alcoholism.

  ~ How do the elderly get there jars open? I struggle with some of them.

  ~ Why would you need more than one credit card ?

  ~ It's hard to walk by a crowded bus stop without feeling at least a little self-conscious.

  ~Why aren't we naturally drawn to carrots instead of chocolate ? 

  ~ Thinner is better than fatter.

  ~Money is better than broke. Or at least being at zero is better than $15,000 worth of  unsecured credit card debt.

  ~Sober is probably better than drunk... but not always.

  ~It's hard to find a good orange.

  ~All that courtship, romance and love ends in two people watching a child play in a ball room.

  ~I don't understand people making requests to a Classic Rock station. A- haven't you heard that AC/DC song a thousand times... And, 2- you must have a copy of that CD by now.

  ~British Music is generally better than American Music.

  ~You can avoid a lot of unnecessary stress by leaving yourself more time.

  ~Low flow toilets are a good idea... only you have to flush twice.

  ~Same with cheap toilet paper, you use twice as much.  

  ~ If you're going to start an exercise program, don't rush out and buy a Bow-Flex or expensive  treadmill. I've seen quite a few covered with coats and hats... try walking first.

  ~ Women, resist the temptation to turn your man into your best girlfriend.