Thursday, December 10, 2009

Who Doesn't Enjoy A Little "Happy Time" Every Now And Again?

I've used Nivea Creme on my face on and off for 30 years (way more on than off). It has a great scent but the consistency and look of Crisco shortening. Be that as it may, it has assisted me in maintaining my youthful glow for a long time..

Whilst perusing the aisles of London Drugs the other day, I saw that Nivea had added a new product to their roster--like the old standard wasn't good enough... but this one made me chuckle. What market are they trying to target here?..

Happy Time, with "feel good sensation" and "bamboo" milk (for stiffness, maybe?). I didn't really need any but it was too funny to pass up...and it smells great. Suuure I didn't need any..

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I've Neglected Blogging For A Few Months..

...and I'm not sure why. There has been a lot going on but I'm sure just plain laziness may have played a part--that and blogger burnout. Anyhoo (haven't used that term in a while and probably shouldn't) I received an email from a friend that led me to a blog called "Sketchy Santas"--seemed appropriate for the time of year...













While I'm at it I thought I might as well throw in a couple of my own..



Friday, October 9, 2009

I Got This Email..

Why Men don't write advice columns...

Dear Walter,


I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past
six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was sacked from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.


Walter.

The Man With Two Brains..

A classic scene from a hilarious {and underrated) movie..

Thursday, October 8, 2009

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